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Porn Star Damien Michaels Found Murdered in Motel!

Porn star Damien Michaels was found stabbed to death in a Woodland Hills, CA Comfort Inn this past week. Having appeared in over 50 adult films, Michaels was allegedly involved with drugs, and his death didn't surprise one porn producer.  No one has been arrested for the crime.

Fox News

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Kendra Clem- Flees Lexington's Intimate Apparel Wearing two Stolen Thongs!

 
Usually lingerie stores don't allow customers to try on thongs, but Kendra Clem must have insisted, but instead of putting them on over existing clothes, she was trying to shoplift them, and the store clerks were wise...When she was confronted in the dressing room, a ruckus took place, and Clem was pepper-sprayed, and made a getaway wearing only a hoodie and the two thongs. Stupidly she left her purse and ID.

TSG

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Vivid Announces "The Godfather XXX" and "Grease XXX" Porn Parodies!

Both Adult films are scheduled for release in 2010 and are produced by Axel Braun.

AVN

Margery Tannenbaum Allegedly Posts Craigslist Sex Ad as Revenge towards 9 yr Old Girl

So Margery Tannenbaum daughter got into a fight at school with another 9 year old student. So what the the Social Worker mother Tannebaum allegedly do?  She posts a ad on Craigslist with the name and telephone number of the  9 yr old as revenge. What more can be said?

WCBS

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Ian A. Baker Claims Jack Daniels Steak Got Him Drunk! Failed Breathalyzier at DUI Class

Alcoholics think differently, and sometimes, decisions and reasons make good sense to them, but not others....as is the case of Ian Baker of Sheboygan, WI who had to take a breathalyzer before entering class for his 4th DUI. He blew a 0.07 and was cited.Baker told officers, he hadn't been drinking, but had just eaten a Jack Daniels steak the night before.  Yeah Right!!!

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Curb Your Enthusiasm's Larry David Pisses on Jesus Painting! Woman Thinks Jesus Was Crying!

Has Producer/Writer/Actor Larry David crossed the line again? I love sarcastic, sardonic humor, but pissing  on a painting of Jesus?  Does he want controversy?  Because he has it now.

Fox News

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Before Installing Windows 7- You may want to read about some issues/problems

Poor Microsoft....problems of constant rebooting on Vista upgrades to Windows 7 are hindering users....
CW
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12 NJ Women Pose Nude for "Stand By Your Man" - 2010 Prostate Cancer Calendar!

Sheila Rosko got the idea for "Stand By Your Man: 12 Women in Support of a Cure for Prostate Cancer" 2010 calendar from the movie Calendar Girls, about a group of women in England who created a nude calendar to raise funds for victims of leukemia. All proceeds from this calendar will go to the Prostate Cancer Coalition of New Jersey.  For those of you looking for NSFW nakedness- this ain't for you. It's for a charity!

North Jersey.com

More info on The Calendar

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Phillies Fan Susan Finkelstein Arrested for Allegedly Offering Sex for World Series Tickets! Did Officials Overreact?

  Susan Finkelstein is in hot water according to local police officals. Susan being a diehard Phillies fan placed a rather creative Craigslist ad that caught the attention of the "locals". When undercover agents met with the Phillies fan, the alleged offer for sex for tickets was presented- and  ta-dah...that's when the arrest was made. Susan on her Facebook page has lots of support, and posts that she feels like Hester Prynne from "Scarlet Letter".  Remember innocent until proven guilty

philly.com

Facebook Profile  (looks like She is getting alot of Facebook support- the fact she changed her pic says something)

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Emily McNulty Receives Mail Order Bra- With A Private Show Request!

Imagine ordering a Bra thru a mail order company only to find a handwritten note requesting a private showing from one of the firm's employees. That's just what happened to Emily McNulty when she ordered a Bra from Bravissimo in London. The company when contacted stated they didn't have an employee named Matthew J working for the company.

The Sun
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