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Drunk Clown Patricia Ingalls Crashes into Car on Way to Blow Up Animal Balloons for Kids!

Clown Patricia Ingalls had one swig of booze too many, as she was heading to an event to blow balloons up for children.  Ingalls swerved and hit a car, and was cited for a DUI.

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Fawlty Towers Holds 30 Year Reunion! John Cleese, Andrew Sachs, Connie Booth and Prunella Scales Reunite!

Fawlty Towers is one of my all-time favorite comedies, and when I saw the cast: John Cleese, Andrew Sachs, Connie Booth and Prunella Scales held a 30th reunion. I thought it would make a timely post for all Fawlty Tower Fans. Why is it, that either people love the series, and can't get enough of it....or they despise it?  (Photo credit AFP via the Daily Mail)

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Who Plays Flo' - The Progressive Insurance Girl? Comedienne Stephanie Courtney

MSNBC has a story on Stephanie Courtney- 8/21- Link

After a few months I wondered who the perky Progressive Insurance Girl was. After all, the spots are running everywhere. She's comedienne Stephanie Courtney

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Bobbie Battista News! She has Joined the Onion News Network (ONN) as News Anchor!

Am I watching Tunnelvision?  Former CNN anchor Bobbie Battista, amost credible face in News Anchor history and one of the most searched personalities on the Internet has joined Onion News Network as Evening News Anchor, giving the satirical web site's TV reports added credibility.

This just in. Jimmy Fallon used the ONN story as his opening monlogue joke, thinking that because Bobbie Battista was anchoring, the story was real.....Link

Watching her is kind of surrealistic....

Battista's Onion Bio

Wikipedia

NY TIMES

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

From The Osbourne's Reloaded Fox Variety Show- The Littlest Osbournes!

Leave it to Sharon and Ozzy to come up with a segment of their upcoming Fox TV Variety Debuting March 31, immediately after American Idol - Osbourne's Reloaded-  The Littlest Osbourne's. Funny Bit!

The Osbournes Reloaded Site is up on Fox

10 St. Patrick's Day Jokes......What Do You Get if You Cross St. Paddy's Day and Christmas?

You really want the answer to What Do You Get if You Cross St. Paddy's Day and Christmas?  Okay...here it goes. St. O'Claus!  Ha Ha Ha.

For 9 more jokes for your kids.

St. Patrick's Day jokes
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Steve Martin believes his "being" on Flight 1549 is funny!

Steve Martin appeared on David Letterman, and did a bit about him being on Flight 1549.  Though, no one died on the Hudson river landing of the US Air flight, personally, I don't think the Flight is anything to joke about...especially with the survivors and their families dealing with the trauma.... perhaps being an eyewitness at Kent State in 1970 has left me without humor for tragedy....but so be it.  Others may think it was tongue-in-cheek....

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Connie Jones, 88 Obituary Notice- She Died Watching Jimmy Kimmel Live! See What She Was Watching!

Most readers know I love Kimmel, not because his name is close in pronunciation to Chemel, because the guy is funny. He and his writers constantly think outside the box, as he did last night. Connie Jones, 88 of Lawton, OK died and the Lawton Ritter Gray Funeral Home gave this information in her obituary. He time of death was at midnight. So Kimmel sends his condolences to the family, and has his staff find what Ms Jones was watching at that exact moment.  I won't give it away...but it is funny!!

Connie "Nanny" Jones Obituary

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Comedian Jerry Lewis Makes another Anti-Gay Comment Down Under!

Octogenarian Comedian Jerry Lewis, put his foot in his mouth once again, and made another anti-gay comment while in Australia. Lewis was being interviewed by Network 10 national tv reporter when asked about the sport of cricket....Lewis commented- Oh, cricket? It's a f-- game. What are you, nuts?"

Lewis made another anti-gay comment in August and with this new commented it prompted GLAAD president Neil G. Giuliano statement: "Clearly he did not take the lessons of that unfortunate episode to heart because, in an effort to be humorous, he has once again managed to offend and defame the gay community," he said.

Lewis is performing down under- and as of now has not apologized for his slur.

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South Park Spoof of Spielberg and Lucas Raping Indiana Jones Raises Eyebrows!

Remember how bent out of shape Tom Cruise got over the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet?" The most recent episode "The China Probrem" had George Lucas and Steven Spielberg "raping" Indiana Jones ala DELIVERANCE and THE ACCUSED, and that may prove a problem for Viacom's Paramount Pictures. Neither Speilberg or Lucas has commented on the episode but speculation is, they might not see the satirical humor of the episode.

South Park is on a Viacom cable Channel (Comedy Central) and recent Internet news states an Indiana Jones fifth movie is being discussed between Spielberg, Lucas and Paramount execs.

The full episode of China Probrem is below-

Deadline Hollywood Daily

LA Times

The China Probrem - Episode

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