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Prank Victim Huang Chen has Remote Control stuck up his Butt!

Imagine the surprise when a drunk Huang Chen when to the hospital.....and doctors found a remote control stuck up his ass. The victim of a prank, Chen complained of pains in his rear.   I Bet!

Mirror UK

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12 NJ Women Pose Nude for "Stand By Your Man" - 2010 Prostate Cancer Calendar!

Sheila Rosko got the idea for "Stand By Your Man: 12 Women in Support of a Cure for Prostate Cancer" 2010 calendar from the movie Calendar Girls, about a group of women in England who created a nude calendar to raise funds for victims of leukemia. All proceeds from this calendar will go to the Prostate Cancer Coalition of New Jersey.  For those of you looking for NSFW nakedness- this ain't for you. It's for a charity!

North Jersey.com

More info on The Calendar

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Shelly Duvall - Is Her Belief in UFO's Real?

Sad story from Texas about actress Shelly Duvall being reported.  She believes her home is a portal for space aliens.....

Contact Music

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Nigerian Okeke Ikechukwu Decides to Marry His Pillow!

Another Objectum-Sexual relationship in the news, this time Nigerian Okeke Ikechukwu,unhappy because he can't find a girlfriend, has decided to marry his pillow. According to the article:

Mr Ikechukwu said that, unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain for the rest of its life.

 Don't they have eharmony in Nigeria? 

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Baby Glutton - The Breastfeeding Doll! For Young Girls Who Can't Wait! Say What?

Let's just say when I saw this new product I said "What the F.."  The marketing tagline from Spanish company Berjuan for Bebe Gloton, or Baby Glutton, the breastfeeding doll : Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby. Would you buy it for your daughter, niece, or grandaughter? . So What do you think? Tacky or Educational?

NJ.com

Parentdish.com



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Marianne Chapman Sues Colgate-Palmolive- Fixodent For Allegedly Crippling Her!

Marianne Chapman is 31, and can't do anything physical because of zinc poisoning and neurological damage she believes was cause by her use of Colgate-Palmolive's Fixodent denture adhesive cream. Chapman admits she used 3-4 tubes per week. C-P admits that Fixodent does contain a small amount of zinc, and was safe when used according to directions.

WPTV

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Viorel Firoiu was constipated and Used Hammers to Try and Clear Passage! X-Ray Photos of Stuck Hammerheads!

Eating cherries constipated a drunk in Europe, so in his best thinking, the man decides to shove a hammer up his butt to clear the path...but that hammer gets stuck, so he decides to shove a second hammer to unstick the first.  Hospital X-Ray photos in the story link!

The Sun
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Police Seek Christopher Neil Bjerkness - Accused of Rubber Excercise Ball Slicing Fetish!

I am sure there are stranger fetishes, but Christopher Neil Bjerkness was identified on security footage as the person who has breaking into Health Centers and clinics, and slicing the large rubber exercise balls with a knife. Police are aware of Bjerkness, as he has been convicted of his "fetish" in the past. If I was in the Twin City area, I would be keeping my rubber balls in a safe place!

Twin Cities
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FDA Says STOP USING ZICAM! Reports Of Loss of Sense of Smell!

My wife got a cold last week, and I immediately gave her Zinc tablets, which I have been using for years...and they appear to hold off- or shorten the length of a cold, but she went to the drug store and started using Zicam nasal gel, and the last few days she was telling me she can't smell anything.....  and the problem appears to be the use of Zinc in the product.

Note: The Zicam web site is very slow...probably from consumers.....

Today I read via Fox and the AP that the FDA is telling consumers not to use Zicam, because it may cause a sense of smell.

Fox News

Forbes

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Talk On Your Cellphone Alot? Your Elbow Hurts? You May Have Cell Phone Elbow!

Just what the medical world needs another ailment. I can see the legal ads. Doe's your elbow hurt? Do you talk on the cellphone alot?  Well you may have cellphone elbow. Let the legal team of Martin & Lynch help you get the money you deserve. No money upfront!.....you know the pitch!

CNN has the story on Cellphone elbow!
CNN
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