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Swine Flu inspires Electronic Holy Water Dispenser for Church Congregants!

Italian inventor Luciano Marabese has invented an Electronic Holy Water Dispenser that will alleviate the fear of catching the H1N1/Swine Flu Virus.  Marbese invented the unit after there were 15 deaths in Milan, Italy, and churches were suspending holy water fonts.  No word when US Churches will be installing the units.

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New Zealand Mary and Joseph Billboard Causes Controversy!

I will let the article and pic do all the commentary on this one.....

BBC

Guatemalan Alejandra Maria Torres Stripped and Beaten after Being Caught Pickpocketing on Bus!

It is not a good thing to get caught pickpocketing on a Guatemalan bus- and Alejandra Maria Torres found out the hard way. Torres was caught by passengers- stripped naked to her chest, beaten and set on fire.  Luckily for her, authorities doused the flames. Torres got off easy and Guatemalans are known for lynching criminals on the spot.

(picture- Reuters)

Dailymail

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Prank Victim Huang Chen has Remote Control stuck up his Butt!

Imagine the surprise when a drunk Huang Chen when to the hospital.....and doctors found a remote control stuck up his ass. The victim of a prank, Chen complained of pains in his rear.   I Bet!

Mirror UK

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Annie Januszewski & Mel King to Row Across The Atlantic Ocean Naked!

Annie Januszewski, and Mel King have decided to row across the Atlantic Ocean naked...originally the duo was to row only in their bra's and panties, but the changed their minds. The duo are making the trek in support of Cancer Research.

The Sun   - with pics

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Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes Pay For Wedding By Making X-Rated Movies! Picture Link!

.....And the search engines are busy, as people search Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes- who have been a couple thru 4 children-  and now they have finally decided to get married. How family like!!!  How will they pay for the affair? That was the question they asked. They didn't want a simple wedding- they want to get married in Cancun. So how do we generate income?   By making X-rated movies!!  Thus far they have appeared in 3 movies, and made about 3 grand. Not a lot by X-rated standards ( Vivid Entertainment Standards). They are planning four more movies prior to their June wedding in Cancun. There kids must be proud of their parents!!

The Sun- with picture of the couple

UPI

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Russian Viktoria Radochinskaya Crowned Mrs. World 2009!

33 year old Russian mother, Viktoria Radochinskaya, was crowned Mrs World 2009 at the competition in Vietnam. Mrs United States- Tammy Johns-Brown was second runnerup.


Bitten and Bound

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Former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano Dies from Cosmetic Buttock Surgery Complications!

One could make alot of jokes about the cause of Solange Magnano's death from Cosmetic Buttock Surgery...but that would be wrong. The injection of liquids went to her brain, and She died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following the gluteoplasty (enlargement of the butt)in Buenos Aires. She was the mother of twins, and had won the Miss Argentina title in 1994.

HuffPO

Google Images-Solange Magnano

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Very Rare Crime Dept. - David Truscott Found in Barn Sitting on Pile of Manure Masturbating!

I have never heard of a crime like this. but Englishman David Truscott was found sitting on a pile of manure masturbating, when the farm owner found him. He was arrested for violating a restraining order from the family who's barn he broke into.

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Burger King Unveils "Quad Stacker" The 1000+ Calorie Burger!

Okay, its only available now in New Zealand, but just looking at it gives me the creeps.

3news
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