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Army Sgt. 1st Class Richard Lopez Gets Killed in Bar over Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville" on Jukebox!

Jimmy Buffet may have to dedicate a show, or a new lp to Sgt. 1st Class Richard Lopez. It seems that Lopez loved Margaritaville and was playing it on a jukebox at a Steamboat Springs sports bar. Two patrons started making disparaging remarks, and an argument escalated into a fight. The two men were not apprehended, but are known, and have hired a lawyer.

Denver Post

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Vermont Residents Wait for Hours As New Taco Bell Opens! News Story being Criticized by Daryll, Daryll, and Daryll!

All the Taco Bell News is about 50cents suing the California Chain for using his name without permission. 

50cent suing Taco Bell

But..It looks like Taco Bell has another hot story and a  new market in the state of Vermont. Specifically Rutland, Vermont!  Crowds were at the grand opening 3 hours before opening just to taste a Chalupa, or Crunch Wrap Supreme. The story was reported with all its fervor by the local by the Rutland Herald devoted 451 words to the story, and that made some Vermont Natives comment on the story.....

Rutland Herald - New Taco Bell opens

One of the 3 comments so far is:

While it is good to see a new story that has a light note, it is a bit sad that people wanted to camp out for a .79 taco. I am all for variety but it saddens me that industry keeps being replaced by retail. It is not easy to support a family on minimum wage!

I did hear the individuals that called in to Z97 talking about waiting on line for the opening since 5:00 AM. Keep in mind that the morning show is now a national syndication....Rutland was recognized for having a very enthusiastic group of people waiting for hours for Taco's.

Is this really what we want our town to be know for?
-- Posted by None None on Thu, Jul 24, 2008, 12:46 pm ES

I thought Vermont was famous for Bob Newhart's Vermont Inn!  Now they are famous for the enormous crowd at a Taco Bell opening!  Ya Gotta' Think outside the Bun!!!

Things to See and Do in Rutland VT

Hey PETA & Corey Feldman! You Ain't John Lennon! So Don't Try To Be!

The latest PETA ad has Corey Feldman and wife recreating the infamous John Lennon/Yoko Ono Toronto Peace Bed Picture. It got my attention...but it is kinda sacreligious, and should really irritate die-hard Lennon fans- unless of course they are Vegans.  BTW- I don't eat Red Meat.

Peta Corey Haim Picture Live Journal

Peta Must Be Desperate- MollyGood Blog

Obnoxious Comedian Andy Dick is at it again. Arrested For Groping a Girl...That's right a Girl! (Mug Shot)

Andy Dick, a name that is synonymous with the Amy Winehouse level of personality development was arrested last night in Murrieta, CA. Dick Allegedly groped the breasts of a 17 year old girl and then pulled her top down while in the parking lot of the Buffalo Wings Restaurant. Police searched Dick and found a small amount of pot, and a Unprescribed Xanex tablet. Arrested for possession and sexual battery, Bail was set at $5,000.00. What can you say about Andy Dick's behavior that hasn't been said?  The antithesis of celebrities who want to be in the press for doing good, it appears Andy wants to still be in the press, but its always for some obnoxious antics.  Dick in the past had been in the tabloid web press for his behavior with young guys...but the tiger has changed the color of his stripes- so to speak!

Obnoxious Andy Dick arrested - Smoking Gun

Buzzfeed- Andy Dick

Surprize! Pizza Patron Clerk Stephanie Martinez didn't realize her Dad Benjamin is Armed Robber until Wig Comes Off in Fight!

Yesterday I posted a video from YouTube about the Pizza Store clerk that fought back and knocked out Robber  Benjamin Ramirez. During the scuffle between Rudy Sandoval and Ramierez, his wig and sunglasses were knocked off- and the other clerk, Stephanie Martinez, recognized him as her father....She had know idea the robbery was the "brilliant" idea of her brother and her parents.   Martinez's husband knew the parents were going to commit robbery, but thought it would be a convenience store.

Can you imagine Stephanie's face when she saw the robber was her father?

Original Post with Video of Ass Whooping

MSNBC- Daughter realizes Father is Pizza Patron Robber

Dallas.com- local story on Pizza Patron Robbery

Benjamin Martinez tries to Rob Denton TX, Pizza Patron- Worker Rudy Sandoval Kicks His Ass- Video

Rudy Sandoval didn't take kindly to being slapped in the face by Benjamin Martinez, 41 who tried to rob Denton, TX Pizza Patron Restaurant the other day. Ramirez wanted money and slapped Sandoval in the face!. Rudy fought back and gave Sandoval an ass-whooping that, the video shows, knocked  Ramirez unconscious until he fled and others tracked him down until the police caught up with him.  All of this was caught on tape.

Ass Whooping of Benjamin Martinezby Rudy Sandoval - MyFoxDallas Video

MyFoxDallas Story of Pizza Patron Robbery

Playboy Unveils 'Girls of The Olive Garden' Pictoral! Is this a Whole New Trend? Will 'Girls of Applebee's' Be Next?

Playboy is known for its pictorials - Girls of The Midwest, Girls of Corporate America, Girls of the Big Ten, but this is a new virgin area for the men's publication- Girls of The Olive Garden had the mag looking for workers at the Italian eatery that would suit the readership of Playboy. Does this mean we will see Girls of McDonalds, Girls of Sizzler, Girls of IHOP, Girls of Applebees, or Girls of Starbucks in future Playboys?  TMZ broke the pictorial so the link is below.  Also linked is the Playboy.com finalist video for the feature

TMZ- Girls of the Olive Garden

Playboy.com  Preview Video of Girls of the Olive Garden

2 Free Tacos at Jack in The Box Today June 26 w/Gas Receipt

Jack in the Box is jumping into the free fast food frey, by offering customer who bring in a gas receipt - TWO TACOS at No Charge. What a deal. The Tacos are usually $1.00, but to ease the pain of gas prices- You can have them free. I wonder how much it costs to idle in the drive thru lane waiting for the tacos?  Seriously, the next fast food promotion on the horizon is Chick N' Fil Cow appreciation day coming in July!

Jack in the Box - 2 Free Tacos web site page

R.I.P - Jared Fogel - Will Subway Have a Memorial Sandwich?

The Internet is rampant with rumors that Jared Fogel, Subway Spokesman has died. It has gotten so bad that our friends at Buzzfeed has given a new buzz to the rumor. 
Snopes has declared Fogle's death's as a hoax.  And Wikipedia has Jared alive. 
So there will be no Jared Fogel Memorial Sandwich or Coupon.  A Satirical Site  Jared Remembered is available on the Web.

Buzzfeed- Jared Fogel 

Wikipedia- Jared Fogel

Jared Remembered

Face of Jesus Appears on Cider Bottle at UK Bar! Barmaid Throws it Away

But Wait...all is not lost on this newest sighting of Jesus. The face of Jesus can be seen on the Foil of the Cider bottle Cab Driver Michael Cartwright was drinking at a UK Pub. It just so happens that one of Cartwright's drinking buddies snapped a picture of the bottle. I guess Cartwright and his buddies didn't notice that the barmaids threw the bottle away, when she collected the empties on the table.

Face of Jesus Appears on Cider Bottle  ( Pictures are Copyrighted from North News & Pictures)