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The Onion! The View Announces New Cast Member!

This story sounds fishy to me.....It was  announced today that a 900 lb giant squid will be the newest panelist on ABC's The View.

The Onion

Weekly World News- Barack Obama Posed Nude to Pay for His Harvard Education! Picture

Weekly World News, the home of Bat Boy,  has published a photo and article that could be the talk of the political pundits tomorrow night at the McCain/Obama Debate. WWN has posted a picture of a nude Obama posing for a Harvard art class. It seems that Obama did some nude posing to pay his way thru Harvard according to the WWN Story  This quote says it all : “As the child of a working-class family, he did what he needed to do in order to get his first-class education,” explained Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives. 

Some may remember WWN was the first to report of the UFO endorsement of Barack Obama awhile back!

Weekly World News

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio Asks Shaq to relinquish his Deputies Badge over Kobe Rap!

Don't cross Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and that is what Shaquille O'Neal appeared to do. Yesterday his anti- Kobe satirical rap was a internet video hit. But when Sheriff Joe heard the rap, he didn't take too kindly to the words, and wham, bam, thank-you Shaq....he asked for O'Neal to turn in his special deputies badge. From the AP Story- “I want his two badges back,” “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”

Doesn't Sheriff Joe know that Shaq was just kidding?????

Green Bay Paper Reports: Brett Favre Back for Another Season!!! April Fools Joke- But Some think Its NOT FUNNY

Students at the University of Wisconsin were stunned to read the Headlines of their Student Newspaper - Farve is back for one more season!, but the editor of the Fourth Mistake was playing an innocent April Fool's Joke- a little early. This is not that funny a joke- for Green Bay Packer Fans, as they take their football seriously- like a religion, and Brett Farve, well he is an icon to them, and to say that Green Bay Fans were depressed when Brett retired is an understatement. CNN has the Video- and KARE 11 in Greenbay has a short print story.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/03/28/dnt.wi.favre.prank.wgba

http://www.kare11.com/news/ts_article.aspx?storyid=502685

Have You Noticed! Bigger Pictures on NoName247. Here's Why!

BIGGER PICTURES AND GRAPHICS-             HERE'S WHY!

Yes, After some months, we finally can afford to insert bigger pictures in NoName247. It's because of all the readers that click on the Google Ads - supporting our sponsors!

Who Know's, Maybe in the Future we can have a Bigger Typeface, like the one in this article. Thanks for Clicking- But click only if you have interest!!!

Brookstone Scientists Admit- Towel Alarm Clock is about 10 Years Away!

Sad but true, those of you waiting for Brookstone to introduce a towel with a built in alarm clock will have to wait until at least 2017 according to Brookstone scientists, as reported by The Onion!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brookstone_scientists_10_years

School Budget Cuts slash Pipe Cleaners and Googly Eyes from Art Class Budget

This from the Onion- You remember using pipe cleaners and googly eyes in art class- well no more, Paramus NJ's Washington Elementary School is closing the door on creativity for children. The Onion has more:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pipe_cleaners_googly_eyes_cut_from?utm_source=yahoowidget_rss_1

AT&T to begin censoring Phone Calls and Having seven second delay for text messaging.

This story comes from a satirical site, and with all that has been happening, I think this story may wind up in alot of emails soon.

I have linked to the main site- its good for some laughs.

http://www.pugbus.net/

The Onion: 8 Pound Head found in Burger King Sandwich- Video!

  Words don't do this story justice- It's a Video and it's 1:03. The Onion does it again. An Albany Ny man will continue to eat at BK because its close to his home.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburger?utm_source=yahoowidget_rss_1